Welsh Lady Gets Footloose; Needs Hero!

I dub you sir (or madam) reader of the Song Du Jour, The Tune de la French Word For Song I'm Too Lazy To Look Up, the K-101.7 SONG OF THE DAY! 

Whoa, hey, lookit that hair! How much hairspray and sheer scaffolding did that arrangement take? ye Gods, we're talking man hours expended, blueprints consulted, teams of hair scientists called in, shouted at, rejected, second teams called in. That is the eighties grown out of Bonnie Tyler's Welsh scalp. (The Welsh Scalp is NOT a dance move.)

You know the crinkling sound that hair must make when a errant ceiling fan wacks into it? Incredible! I dated a women back then who had hair like this. His name was Vince Neil. Seriously though, she would hang her head upside down, rat the S out of it and then empty every available container of ultrahold into it like she was dropping insecticide out of a biplane onto a crop of GOOD GOD WHY DID PEOPLE THINK THIS WAS SEXY?

I apologize. it's just...wow. Anyway, today's tune comes from the biggest eighties soundtrack records, good ol dependable Footloose, which unleashed something like four or five top ten hits back in the year of hair 1984. The video features fire and cowboys and Bonnie Tyler wearing all white standing on a cliff in a heavy win belting out the song into a big ol' canyon YEAH! and her hair doesn't move at all! Because science. It's been in movies like Magic Mike I think I'm not sure and commercials and at my house on constant repeat ever since. Enough then to qualify to be-

-YOUR K-101.7 SONG OF THE DAY!

P.S: you know who had also goofed up hair? Axl Rose in their video for "Welcome To The Jungle." So then, here is a list of the top ten GUNS AND ROSES SONGS!