Two body builders argue on the internet about how many days are in the week.

"All Muscle and No Brains? lol." --- TheJosh.

This is truly epic. A seemingly unending saga, stretching off into the far distance, a story as old as time, of when bodybuilders type their way onto the internet and begin fighting about...how many days are there in a week.

It starts innocently:

Then, "All pro” recommends the standard three workouts per week. At a rate of every other day. Then, pecs gleaming, steviekm3 strides in from the hinterland with:

And then, let cry havoc, and unleash the meatheads of war:

"Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

How do you go 3.5 times? Do a half workout or something? lol" ---UserJosh

Which leads to:

And ye verily:

"I never said anything about going exactly 7 times, like I said, if I go every other day, that is 4 DAYS A WEEK. How hard is that to comprehend?

Week 1 – Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Week 2 – Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.

8 DAYS IN 2 WEEKS

In your terms,

8x in 2 weeks = 4 times a week, genius.

All Muscle and No Brains? lol" ---UserJosh

To wit, Stevie3km doth reply:

"You double counted Sunday – that is 2 weeks plus 1 day.

Did you fail grade 2 math ?

PLUS your old post said 4 or 5 times a week. Now you just neglect to mention the 5.

Grow up and admit when you are wrong. Believe me you will get a a lot further in life this way."

 

 

TheJosh doth reply:

 

"Are you retarded?

Maybe you should look at a calendar, I didn’t double count sunday, my two weeks started and ended on sunday, exactly 14 days.

What don’t you understand?

EDIT – Here is a Calender, I made little dots for each day so you could comprehend."

 

And, oh, it doth escalate from there, verily for over five pages! One must read this to believe it. So, sally forth, click the pic below to delve deep into the stupid, a veritable sea of Dur. Guaranteed, your mind will be blown. When bodybuilders debate, only logic loses.