Zoomies Were Not the Perfect Gift

Look what I got for Christmas! As Seen on TV Zoomies!  The package certainly looks impressive. 

Zoomies are hands free binoculars that you wear like sunglasses. Why that sounds cool!

I could picture myself at a Dallas Cowboys game in the nosebleed section, but wearing the Zoomies.  It would be like I was right down there two rows up.  Well I can't afford Cowboys tickets, so I decided to try them on something a little closer to home.  Like checking the time from across the room.

At first I could not make them work, everything was all blurry, then my nephew told me to move the knobs to adjust the magnification, (duh), and Lo and Behold they worked!  I probably wouldn’t be able to use them at that Dallas Cowboys game but for looking at the clock across the room.  Fantastic!

And if a friend needs to borrow them. I am happy to oblige.

Still, I am glad I got a gift card to go along with these things!