Hey Gang,

If you've never been to Peru, here's your chance to go via video.

I've been to quite a few places around this globe in my life, and I've learned something. Unless there's a nice hotel for me to stay at, I don't want to go. Sure that might sound horrible, but that's me. I'm not looking for an adventure in the great outdoors. There's a reason we don't live outdoors anymore, it sucks. People die, beast attack. The top of the food chain is inside a climate controlled building with a well stocked pantry and gun rack.

Thank God Bill Gates stole the technology to bring us into the future. Now I can let some poor sap, who hasn't realized the considerable advantage of a Lazy-boy, go out to parts of the Earth I wouldn't be caught dead in.

Videographer Devin Supertramp went to Machu Picchu in Peru and took his camera. The place looks amazing! It also looks like there's no Motel 6 within' a thousand miles. If I wanted to see a Sloth, I'd look in a mirror.

So sit back in your recliner and enjoy the best of Peru, for the price of an internet connection.

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