The Secret Ingredient in Gourmet Cheese

Hey Gang,

It's Diet season.  Here's another story for you that might help your cravings for food that could kill you if you over indulge.  So, do you like cheese?

When you buy cheese at the store, is it gourmet?  If it is, odds are it has human hair in it.  You see, gourmet cheese is mixed by hand, which is attached to arms, which have hair.  Is it time to shave the Brie?   Excuse me waiter, I have a piece of gourmet cheese in my soup.  Does Ritz crackers have a hairy choice, or is everything Brazilian?