Two Guys One Movie Goes Furious, Seven!

Wanna see what just two plain guys and one plant thought of the new Vin Diesel (formerly Hyam Abramowitz), Paul Walker...other people...drive real fast movie? Read On!

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I like everybody in this movie. Big Ol dependable Dwayne Johnson. Mumbly big lunk Vin Diesel. However, this script was written by your parkeet and was edited by seven meth crazed Llamas falling off a bridge. Nothing in the movie makes sense, stunts that are supposed to be ooooo ahhh are insulting to humans, plants and every law of physics ever.

Hey, you might enjoy it like my co-host did, but sooweey mama, this was so beyond brain dead it was like the director was was having a wee in my popcorn and laughing at me while doing it.

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