National TV Dinner Day

Loved me some TV Dinners. The bigger the better. I don't know what kind of meat it was. Too this day, when you say Salisbury Steak, I think Swanson TV Dinner. What the hell is Salisbury anyway?

These days "Hungry Man" are out of touch with today's society. Portions baby. It's all about the portions. So technically it's still "Hungry Man", except after you eat the "Portion" version, you're still hungry man!

I miss the double mystery meat patties. The "snotty" gravy that you'd soak up with white bread, hard corn, and some type of apple pie concoction. And the bonus. The gas that it created afterward. I've never been autopsy, but I imagine the farts were the same smell. TMI? Odds are. Sorry.

Anyway, it's National TV Dinner Day today, so no better time to learn about the crap under the foil.