National Greasy Food Day

Grab the frying pan. Or, better yet, the deep fryer, because today is National Greasy Food

Day.

Plan out your attack on your heart. Will your weapon of choice be Corn oil...Palm oil...Soybean oil...or is it gonna be Canola oil? Tis the season for Pumpkin oil. Check your allergies at the door with some food fried up on Peanut oil.

"Oops. Looks like that last batch of onion rings killed Uncle Harry. About damn time. Lets all sing We're in the Money"

Then there's Sesame Oil...Agran oil...Rice Bran Oil...Vegetable Oil...and the standard Irish version...Butter.

Cook it all up. Bacon, Chicken, Steak & Eggs, Frog Legs, Gator, Green Tomatoes and Ice Cream. Treat your body to slice of deep fried death. But, if you're not used to it, make sure your near your bathroom, because it's coming  back out faster than it went in.