National Chewing Gum Day
National Chewing Gum Day. It's refreshing. It's Tasty. It cleans you teeth. (yes, I've drank
It makes you look like a cow
the cool-aid on that one). It makes you look like a cow. It has the power to drive people insane. It's Gum Chewing.
Growing up, we all chewed bubble gum of some type. Bubblicious was a big one.
Then there was Big League Chew
I always found that Bubbleyum was yummy.
But these days, there is no other gum other that Orbit. I go to Sams Club and buy the variety pack. It'll last me a couple months and keep my mouth feeling clean. I mean, the last thing I want to be is a Hoboken, or a Coody Queen, and God forbid I walk around town as a Lint Licker.
Have a great National Chewing Gum Day.