HOW TO POOL.

Summer's bearing down on us. And the best part of life in Texas is heading down to the pool. Hopping on that bike...or swiping your best friend's bike...cos he never uses it anyway and the Johnson's always have their garage door open...hitting that hot bike seat, already wearing your trunks, pedaling down  the sidewalks of your small town, down to the pool, the one in the park...maybe even the one in the trailer park next to the 7-ll if that creep Jimmy Pitt and his crew are making themselves visible. Sunscreen? Bah. Safety? Nah. You stash your friend's bike in the bushes behind the boy's changing room, pay your dollar fifty, walk through that gate, throw down your towel, kick off your Ninja Turtle Flip Flops and run fifteen steps, pell mell...and then your flying...a flight that ends with you breaking the surface, your fingers squinching your nose closed as you drop through the smell of chlorine into another world...into your summer...

So...here's a video on what to do next: