Dave in the Cave
Rolling Spinning Irish Cowboys Want You To Ride Them In The Rodeo. Here They Go.
"Roll me over/ and turn me around/let me keep spinnin'/Til I hit the ground.."
Check Out The New Beach Boys Tune That’s Tearing it’s Way Up The Pop Charts Cos It’s 1988!
Oh my goodness, kids, what a crazy year 1988 has been so far, eh? Whew, right? I mean, a dozen eggs costs 65 cents and a postage stamp costs a whopping 24 cents? Crazy! And who can believe that Benazir Bhutto has been elected to be Prime Minister of Pakistan? Who saw that coming? Let's check out the top of the pop charts for today, in 1988, kay?
Don Henley Ate My Brain!
How's your day going? Super I hope. Mine? Not so much. The house is beset with disasters and Don Henley won't stop eating my brain.
Bat Dad And Temper Tantrum Mom Need A Dave Award For Best Parents In The History Of Ever!
I'll come right out and say it, I'm a terrible terrible parent. I haven't the vaguest idea or clue as to what I'm doing and more probably than not my children are gonna grow up to be bank robbers, horse thieves or far right wing spear carriers. Or Bronson Pinchot. Whichever.
Science Has Never Figured Out What This Song Is About, Though It Was Number One Thirty Years Ago This Week And Just Typing That Makes Me Feel Really Really…Old.
"Re-Re-Re-Flex..."
What's weirder? This song is thirty years old or the fact that guys in the band are staring the age of sixty write in the face. Remember those pretty boys, romping around on that boat with the super models? Well, they're all eligible for AARP membership now.
American Idol Is Kaput-Ski But Don’t Cry Because It’s Legacy Will Live On As Long As Kelly Clarkson Is Still Off Somewhere Doing Awesome Stuff!
I heard the news today, oh boy, about a lucky t.v. show that once made the grade but fifteen seasons later is now being set adrift on the seas of memory. Hopefully, they'll go all viking funeral on it and set the thing on fire as it drifts into the ocean of forgotten television shows. That'll be sweet.
Detroit Girl Lives In A Material World, Her Material Most Likely A Lot Better Quality And Way Way More Expensive Than Your Material World.
Omigawd, where does one start when writing about fa-reaking Madonna Louise Chiccone? I ain't got that kinda time. She sold millions of records? She owned the 80's and 90's? She was on the same record label as The Ramones? Is still raking in millions of dollars? Dated both Vanilla Ice, Dennis Rodman and the entire starting line of the 86' Pistons? One of those has got to be a lie.
Watch Two Guys and a Certain Fern Review ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Because FUN!
Still haven't seen that Avengers movie yet? Not sure if a comic book movie with lots guys in cape and masks running around beating up robots is right for you?
Happy Mother’s Day! Let’s Now Strap Your Mama To A Lie Detector And Ask Her Questions About Her Wacky Sowing Her Seeds Past!
Happy Mother's Day from your friends here at K-101.7!
Dave Goes Blindfolded Into His Giant Wall Of Tunes, Reaches Out And Pulls A Random C.D. That We Will Use As Your K-101.7 SONG OF THE DAY! (or whatever.)
It's late, I'm dead tired and I've just spent fifteen minutes trying to find my kid some underwear because 1) nobody around here knows how to fold clothes and B) apparently the boy only has ONE pair of existing underwear. So I've slapped him into sport shorts and GOOD LORD IS IT NINE O'CLOCK ALREADY...