One thing that I never understood was Rally Racing. I understand the racing part, it's the spectator part that I'm perplexed by. Why in the world would you want to be so close to a speeding car? If you want to face death, wouldn't it be easier to just have someone with Ebola spit on you? They're going to need clean underwear sent to The Jolly Rally in Italy’s Valle d’Aosta. Just saying.

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