First rule of Burglaryhood, know your entry point. You gotta see this guy try to break into a Chicago bar. He was able to remove the lock on the door, but he couldn't get in, because the door said "PUSH" and he kept trying to PULL.
The Stupid News Network, in its ongoing pursuit to end stupidity worldwide, is at a moral crossroads. What happens when stupid people express their 2nd amendment right to bear arms in a stupid way?