How do you let the kids in the classroom know they did a great job last week? You give them a pizza party! It's an effective lunch celebration that's equally delicious as it is cost effective. The same goes for presidential campaigns. Pizza is considered one of the go-to lunches provided by staff for any business or organization...
Have you ever wanted to watch a blurry movie with muffled sound while your smartphone gets a healthy coating of hot pizza grease? Rejoice! The future is here!
Oh, you crazy people. Just cos they did it on the t.v. doesn't mean you have to keep doing it in real life, okay? Let's call a halt on this gag, for sanity's sake. This...is Breaking Pizza (*music sting*)