Miracle Machine

Last week I told you about the Miracle Machine.  It was supposed to turn water into top quality wine, but it turns out it was a lie.  They were phonies!  How can something be put on the internet that's not true!  Our innocence is lost my friends, but at least our livers will last a little longer. There is a point to this prank.

Turning water into wine is considered a miracle, so it only makes sense that when a machine has been invented that does just that, it should be called the Miracle Machine.