It seems the "Hell" propaganda machine is in full force, as a medical study claims that watching cat videos is good for you.

A report in Huffington Post says there's a new study, that was published in the journal Computers in Human Behavior, that says cat videos will give you a energy lift, and will give you positive thoughts. Pretty sure this is the crock pot of science.

If any of you have read my BS before, you know that cats are evil. They are actually

vessels for demons who've escaped from Hell

vessels for demons who've escaped from Hell. If you need proof, then just look at the world. There's a lot of evil in it right. There's also a lot of cats. Due the math and see the sense of it. YouTube is actually assisting a world take over. It's true in my mind. 45% of the people who post original content on YouTube post cat videos. That's a lot of negative energy being broadcast around the world.

The Knights of the New Order (dog lovers), who will be responsible for saving the world from evil, know that the "Joy" one feels after watching cat videos is only a mind trick. Like the way fat people feel after eating chocolate. During that moment of happiness is when you soul is unguarded and evil creeps in.

Man, my inner chi is burning up with all you cat lovers negative thoughts. Fine, here's proof for you. Watch these cat videos and tell me you don't have evil thoughts within 10 minutes of them ending. Disclaimer time. I've forewarned you about evil thoughts, so I'm not responsible for the evil that you do later.

 

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