Sheryl Crow Kicks Beyonce’s Behind!

*Ding Ding Ding* In this corner, waif-like former Michael Jackson background singer turned female nineties adult contempo superstar! In this corner, native Texan and Mrs. Jayz, who apparently I've heard, is some sort of rap star, Beyonce!

Found this article on the internets, this writer making the claim that Sheryl Crow Is Better Than Beyoncé. Time stopped. Birds fell from the sky.

Is this guy crazy? What standards are we using a metric here? Artistic creditability?  Record sales? Gravitational sustainability of backside? The mind reels.

Anyway, in the interest of fairness, in a battle between Beyonce and Sheryl Crow, I would always have to side with...Nana Mosmouskouri.

She combines the grit  and pop smarts of Sheryl Crow and I think her butt is comparable to Beyonce's. Plus she's Greek and wears cool glasses. And she has sold 300 million albums. Beyonce, only 110 million. Sheryl Crow? Fifty. So, tell me, who's the superstar now?

Anyway, check 12 Reasons Sheryl Crow Is Better Than Beyoncé.

He makes a very strong case.

P.S: Don Henley has sold a lot of records, and Sheryl Crow  was his backup singer. Soooo, here then are Don's top ten SONGS!