Public Television Roulette!

Diggin' the remote out of the couch, adjusting the tin foil on the rabbit ears...

VIA YOUTUBE

Spinning the remote control, round and round it goes, where it stops, only public access television knows.

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And we have...yes, kids, it's the Heavy Metal Eggnog Song!

Oh, yeah, that is some rocking holiday, uh, fun. Let's give the remote another big spin:

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and we land on...Speak Out With Ken Sander. Poor Ken here seems to be having a real REAL BAD NIGHT...

Public T.V. ain't for the weak of heart.

SPIN!

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Oh yes, kids. It's time to Paint, exercise and PLAY PING PONG!

Intense!

All right then, one final spin for Public Television Roultette!

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Oh, we have a landed on a tie, people. There's this:

Mercy! And then there is also THIS:

Alright then, there you have it, today's Public Television Roulette. Safe clicking, people. There's always something dangerous around ever televised. corner. Or whatever.

P.S: Weird Al made an entire movie about public access called U.H.F, So check out Weird Al doing Crosby, Stills and Nash HERE!