I've made a lot of comments about living life vicariously through YouTube. No need for me to climb the side of the building when idiots, in better shape than me, will do it and post it on YouTube.

Thanks to things like that I know what I want. I have no urge to travel to countries that hate America, and I have no urge to travel to countries that don't have room service. For example. Why in the bloody hell would anyone go to Brazil? Sure they might have room service in some parts of it, but they have this in other spots, and, lets be honest, Piranha are a deal breaker. Am I the only one that's noticed that this frenzy is happening next to human boats? Everyone has fallen out of a boat before, this should not be the welcome you get when it happens.

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