Otters Are Nature’s Adorable Murderers

I don't hunt, but that doesn't mean I'm a tree huger. Nature, to me, is for the birds. We've evolved over time from living outdoors, to living indoors. Why in the world do people  want to go "camping". To me, that's going backwards in life. Some say to be "one with nature". If you're "one with nature" you've dropped yourself to near the bottom of the food chain. Your fetish for "cute" animals will probably get you killed.No animals are cute, their animals. Was Ted Bundy cute? No! He was a serial killer. If you're hanging around a river, everyone is already aware to be afraid of Alligators and Crocodiles. But the one you should be afraid of is the Otter.

Yes, the adorable Otter, that swims on it's back and uses rocks to break open it's food. It's so cute. It's also the Ted Bundy of nature. Don't believe me? Watch these, then grab your guns.

And here are Otters Murdering a Monkey.