NEW FIFTY SHADES TRAILER!

Supposedly, all the ladies ladies ladies the worldwide are chomping at the bit and foaming at the face for this one.  Wanna get an exclusive sneak a peak? Wanna be the first member of your book club to lay eyes on all the juicy new footage ripped straight from the hot, steaming pages of one of the most highly sought after collection of various words and punctuation strung together in something vaguely resembling a story?  WELL, HERE YOU GO THEN!

(Of course, this is so eye wateringly salacious, it's NSFW)

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