National Underwear & Oyster Day

I should stress that these are not together, and should never be together. They just happen to land on the same day. Like when a Lawn Dart just happened to land on a kids head.

MMM Lawn Darts. Loved that game as a kid. Just felt right playing it. Like a good pair of underwear feels after time. It's always a sad day in my house when I have to toss out a loyal pair of underwear after years of service. If my underwear could talk...I'm sure it wouldn't stop screaming.

It seems underwear has different meaning for men & women. Men, well, most men, where it to protect their clothes against the "OOPS" fart. While women mainly go for the "less is more" routine. Then there is the edible's.

It's also National Oyster Day. Yea, only a day. Crap is so nasty you only get a day. If you want to throw someone mix signals, wrap some Oysters in edible underwear.