National S’mores Day

Throw another log on the fire, grab the mellows, unwrap the chocolate, and gather the grahams, it's National S'mores Day!

Everybody love S'mores. I guess I'm not everybody. Always hated these things. Let me get this straight. You take a dirty, bug ridden stick, shove a glob of whatever on it. Burn it over a fire, then sandwich it between graham crackers and chocolate, and it's a treat?

Let's be honest, it's torture. Even if you can get the hot marshyucker on the graham cracker, without taking the bark off the stick. Then you have to contend with melting chocolate that drips all over you scout uniform. Suddenly you're a slob, you loose your neatness ribbon, and the Scout Master stops looking you, and starts to focus on  the kid next to you. So I guess S'mores do have a purpose in life.