National Cream Filled Donut Day

Getting donuts as a kid, there was only two kinds. Long Johns, and Bismarck's. Or, no cream or cream. There's no fancy nancy names for them. Eclairs? What are we, Quebec?

I never understood the donut. Why would you order a food that has part of it missing.

"Yea. Give me a dozen donuts, and a dozen donut holes. No, I don't mind being double charged. Why would I. I'm an idiot."

Now with a an order of a dozen Bismarck's, well, you get the whole pastry, plus a filling. Why would you want anything else? You don't order a hot dog without the dog. You don't ask for your burger with a hole in it, so why would you want one in your pastry? Today is the day for all the smart people in the world.