Want to Know the Secret Formula to Every Mumford And Sons Song Ever?

Let me tell you a quick story of human bleh.  There was this guy I ran across once. He was the epitome of dull. He was a tall drink of mayo. A beige pile of snooze. And, oh how he loved Mumford N Stuns. Eh, Blumferd And Smons. Whatever. The point being I can't hear this band without remembering this shlurp of human tapioca. I mean, I know you're a pile of thick plywood disguised as a human person, but how could you not hear what I heard, that they only had one song, repeated ten yawns...er, songs at a time, that'll be fifteen bucks please. And hey, I hope you enjoy a briskly strummed banjo, cos this stuff is so successful, you won't be able to swing a cat without hitting nine bands with fifteen members all playing them. Er, the banjos, not the cats, cos that would be interesting, and we don't want that.

So, In advance of their new album, due next year, or whatever, I give you a man who lays out the Mimferd And Thumbs formula.

Enjoy.

(and if you yourself are a big fan of M And S, please don't take offense at any of this. I'm glad you enjoy this band and I'm really quite happy for both of you and, hey, at least it's not Dave Matthews.)