Man Finds Out the Hard Way Why the Slide Ride is Closed

Being so isolated from the rest of the world, that hates us, we sometimes forget that "stupidity" is just not a term used to describe people from Florida.

No sir, it's a world wide term. For example. When there's a sign that says the "ride is closed" and your drunk Russian ass climbs it anyway, then you deserve to find out why the ride is closed. Get ready to laugh at someone else's pain.