It's always nice to be able to make a sauce that everyone loves.

I went to a party one time. I'm very socially awkward, so the simple fact that I went was a big deal. But I was told I had to bring a food item.

Most people don't want to look like me, so they don't want to eat what I eat. I thought of a recipe I would like, then made the exact opposite.

I'd like beef. So I made chicken. I'd eat it deep fried, so I baked it. I'd dip it in Doritos, so I dipped it in Fat Free Pringles. It was a huge hit. The only thing I was missing was the sauce. If only I had this recipe back then.

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