I Have Just Three Words For You: Flame. Throwing. Trombone.

There are amazing things in this world. Towering buildings, The deepest canyons. Kate Upton bouncing on a trampoline. To all those wonders, I now add something new. A flame throwing trombone.  This fella, Valentin Guerin, is a UT music student from France, of all places, and while at the The University of Texas at Austin he has taken it on himself to develop and patent an instrument that some wags would tag as "The Flameboner", but what Valentin is actually calling his Pryo-Trombone. This trombone is the first and only of its kind, on purpose anyway, capable of throwing fire 26 ft.

Why, you ask?

Cos it's a trombone that spits fire, that's why.

(*special thanks to Captain C.J. for the lead on this amazing flaming trombone story. Check out his stuff HERE.)

Day-um.

Well, we don't spit fire, but we do take challenges. Check out one of J. Conner's many attempts at...stuff.