There's many reasons why we left Europe/England. They were just too weird. Well, they still are.

Heinz made up a new tasty treat. That is to say "tasty", meaning you'd like to purge after a meal but you don't want to stick your finger down your throat. After all, you know where it's been. So open up a jar of Heinz Creme Egg Mayo. (blow chunks here)

Yes, Cadbury Creme Eggs mixed with mayonnaise. They were offering free samples in some parts of London, with the tag "While Supplies Last". How do they run out? Wouldn't common sense make the supply last forever?

The Daily Mail did a taste test. Watch at your own risk.