Halloween is the Season to Trick or Treat or Irritate

Trick the teenagers. Treat the kids. Then irritate the neighbors. It's how one celebrates Halloween if they have the means.

Lord knows, that if I owned a home, I would defiantly put up lights for Halloween. Lights,

when done properly, will get you hated by your neighbors. And when neighbors hate you, they leave you alone. Besides killing their pets, not recommended in this "liberal" age, putting up an irritating light display, that's synced up with a horrible song, is the key to the piss-off.

And if you live with people over the age of 35, nothing says horrible quite like white hip-hop. I get shivers just thinking about it. It's so awful. Which makes it a perfect weapon.

This guy hooked up over 8,500 lights and over 2,500 channels of computer animation to the song "Downtown" from Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. It's just horrible. But imagine it repeating every five minutes for 3 hours every night. Someone is going to egg your house on Halloween, that's a given since you're not allowed to shoot people until they come into your home, but when it's a 50 year old man, who goes to church every Sunday, well, that's just priceless.