GoPro Catches People Snorkeling With Humpback Whales

I'm a big believer of living life veraciously through others. Mainly because the things these people do are completely idiotic. The only way I'd fine myself in a position of doing some of these things is by being kidnapped, force fed a ton of drugs and alcohol, then being double dared. This way, I can stay sober while some other "victim" is forced to take on these adventures. Like jumping into the ocean and swimming with Humpback Whales.   

Now how can anyone take another selfie after this. "Oh, look. You're standing on dam. Wow. Here I am swimming with a Humpback Whale. No really, yours is really nice."