Five Famous Landmarks Most Americans Have Never Visited
Hot wire has done a survey, because it's what people do now, and they have found a majority of Americans have not visited some the Nations most famous landmarks. Have you been to these?
By all means, hold me a little closer to the edge why don't you! Chubby babies don't bounce as much as you might think.
The first one that most people have not been to is the Space Needle in Seattle. 78% of the people surveyed have not been there. Since I was born there, that's Seattle not the Space Needle, I have photographic proof. Since I was a toddler, it's the only proof I have, memories weren't developed then. Probably because I was more focused on the mammary's then the memories.
Welcome to Yellowstone. The waters hot, and we will be the reason the human race becomes extinct. P.S. Don't feed the bears.
73% have never visited Yellowstone National Park. Personally I've been there. Bored me to tears, of course, if I new that the whole area was one big-ass fricken volcano, I wouldn't have been bored, I would've been scared sh*tless and screamed bloody murder to get as far away of there as I could. But really, it's a great place, you should go. ;)
So, what we want to do is to build a free standing arch and call it the Gateway to the West. For those who can't afford a train through Chicago.
70% have not been to The Arch in St. Louis. That could be because it's in St. Louis. No really, it's a great place and you should visit. ;)
So what we'll do is to put up a huge sign in the hills so when people sober up after the weekend they'll know where they're at. "Jesus! How the hell did I get here? And why is my jaw sore?"
69% have never visited the Hollywood Sign. The thing I would've loved to have seen was the Hollywoodland Sign. That would be cool.
It's a big house that's white, with lost of windows, and a man living in it that makes your life harder. Did I mention the windows?
57% have never visited the White House. But then for the past 20 years or so half the country wants to see the person living there dead. Here's a Big Q Tip for you. Never hang outside the house of a hated man. Just sayin.
Sodom and Gomorrah with lights.
Oh, by the way, the one landmark where over half the people surveyed have seen...The Vegas Strip. Make of that what you will.