Big Q’s Moldy Breakfast Treat

Hey Gang,

Had a craving this morning for whip cream, or cool whip, on my strawberry pancakes.  Turns out, fat free cool whip has a shelf life.

I don't try to pretend to be a smart person, because I'm not, and I'm not that good of an actor.  I honestly thought that artificial food was just that, artificial.  So why would I have to worry about mold forming?  Well, there must be something "real" in my cool whip, because this is what was waiting for me this morning.

I bought this in the middle of October with thoughts of pumpkin in my mind.  Never got around to making the pumpkin pie, but, as previously stated, I thought I had time.  I tried to read up on Mold, but it was so boring that I fell asleep standing up.  So a quick Big Q Tip, if you having trouble sleeping, read about mold.  You're welcome.

As for breakfast, after this, I went with lunch meat.  Quick question, is lunch meat supposed to be slimy?  Who's up for Spam?