Big Q Tip – Would You Be a Dear?

Hey Gang, Big Q Tip Time.  If you’re married you would hear the line: “Honey, could you please…”.  Its widely known as “Honey Do List”.  Well, if you’re not married, or if you’re young and you’re dealing with an older person, you’d, more than likely, hear the line: “Would you be a Dear…?”  This could get you in a load of trouble.

Now if someone asks me “would you be a dear”, the first thing out of my mouth is going to have to be; “depends, how do spell dear?”

O.K., yes, kind of a dumb question, but, you never know when you’re dealing with someone with a warped mind.  They could be spelling “dear” in their head as “deer”.  What then?  The next part of the question could be, “…and run across the busy highway without looking?”  Or, “Would you be a deer and run directly at those two light coming at us really fast, and hope that it’s two motorcycles?”  If that’s the case then you better make a deal with them to agree to chase off the “Texas Eagles” from my dead “deer” carcass.

It’s all about the phrasing people.  Remember when you were a kid and someone would ask you; “If your uncle Jack was stuck on a ladder, would you help him get off?” PHRASING!

Big Q Tip…There is no stupid questions.  Protect yourself, because this world seems to have gone to the loony bin.