Beer, Wine, And Juice Don’t Taste Like Ass…You Wish!

Hey Gang,

Earlier today a group of people were talking about what they drank for New Years.  I was asked to leave the conversation when I asked these questions..."You ever get a dog to drink beer?  Do they seem to like it?"  No, those questions weren't enough to get me kicked out of the group, it was the answer. The reason a dog likes beer or wine is Methylparaben.

Methylparaben helps keep beer, wine, and some juices fresh, which is a good thing, but it's also a pheremone found in  dog vaginas when the bitch is in heat.  Who's thirsty?  So the next time you tip back a couple and your dog shows extra interest in you, it's not you.