American Idol is coming to Central Texas! The “Bus Tour” Auditions will stop in Waco Tuesday, August 27th.

This is a producer round, so the judges will not be on-site. Sorry ladies, but you won’t see Luke Bryan in them tight-fitting jeans. It’s the auditions before the televised auditions. They want to find who is worth putting on T.V. They don’t just happen to find that crazy person or that one story that’ll bring a tear to your eye. No, no, there is a lot of work that goes into it first.

But let’s get down to the nitty-gritty. I have the chance to attend the auditions as a member of the media, but anyone who knows me knows I have the voice of a golden god.

A golden god indeed. I’m not sure if I can both be a media member and future winner. I guess time will tell.

I see it now this is my big break… wait do I have to wear tight pants?!?