Adrian Peterson Opens Gigantic Health Club in Houston

Palestine, Texas native  and Minnesota Viking Adrian Peterson has fulfilled a dream of entrepreneurship by opening up a health club of his own concept in Houston.

Called O Athletik [sic], Peterson's club boasts these amenities:

• Organic Juice Bar
• Hot Yoga
• State of The Art Fitness & Cardio Equipment
• Martial Arts & Boxing
• Over 100 Group Classes Per Week
• Elite Personal Training
• Functional Training
• Athletic Training Zone
• Sauna / Steam Room
• Adult & Youth Sport Leagues
  +more

The website, which unfortunately is riddled with grammatical errors, boasts one of those animated videos featuring a ukulele musical background that aging  Gen X hipsters seem to appreciate:

I know what you're thinking: a place owned by Adrian Peterson approved that bit of advertising?!    Sure, because he knows there are far less cool people in the world and far more geeky people.

Membership starts around $100 a month.