You Think You Can’t Dance? Watch These!

Listen, I'm a big middle aged white guy but I have some sweet moves, okay? I mean, who keeps perpetrating this stereotype that people my age and design can't bust a move? Even if we still use phrases like "bust a move?" Okay, I admit. I'm terrible. And here are some folks who are worse.  First off, let's all appreciate the magic that is our friend C.J. The moves. The glasses. The mustache. It's...magic. This is the complete package. Peep this action:

Yeah, that's the stuff. And here we find this young lady:

I particularly like the flailing helicopter there. Sweet.  And then there's this:

And if you're putting together a discussion of bad dancing, you can't forget this one here, a landmark in bad dancing:

And of course, there's old people having a go at it:

Okay. Let's wrap it up with Fallon and That Guy doing some improv bad dancing, which winds up looking a lot like my bad dancing. I'm particularly fond of "The Sassy Lasso."

Yeah. As you can see, bad dancing has a long and rich history. Do not scoff when Bad Dancer flips into action, acting out the lyrics with his or her body, spazzing and pointing like a troop of mimes on fire. There's an art there. A dignity. Not really.

P.S: Who know who else is king of bad dancing? Van Halen's David Lee Roth. Check him out here recently on The Ellen Show! Also, who replaced Diamond Dave with your nutsy Uncle Chuck?