The question is not "Can you finish a 9 patty burger?" but "How fast can you finish a 9 patty burger.

For those of you who shop at the Killeen Walmart, you might have tried the Nine Patty Triple Triple Burger from Wayback Burgers. Some of you might have even lived afterword. It's just $16.99. That's only around $1.88 per burger.

This Connecticut chain offers this concoction as a "Challenge".  Back in 2014 a young, and possibly, disturbed young lady named Molly Schuyler killed it in 38.95 seconds. Besides stomach cramps, she also won $3,330 in cash.