Make your Halloween party one to remember, in the most horrific way possible, with the help of some of the most disgusting shots. The Irish Try Channel shows us all what to expect.

I had two huge discoveries when I was visiting my oldest cousin and her husband over in Germany. It turns out I was a heterosexual non smoker.

I accompanied a cousin over to Germany in 1984 so she could visit her sister and brother-in-law. We were both 17 at the time and it was a great adventure.

One night we went out to a club. There was this girl wearing tight leather pants with slits in all the right places dancing to Laura Branigan on the dance floor.

The booth we sat in faced said dance floor, and I couldn't take my eyes off this amazing beautiful German girl. My "family" kept egging me on to go and ask her to dance. The dude understood why I wasn't getting up to walk out to the dance floor, but the ladies didn't seem to understand that I was physically unable to stand up. Or, maybe the did, and they were just really mean. I didn't care.

I needed a distraction from the goddess on the dance floor, so I took a drag from my cousins cigarette. It was my first time smoking. The smoke hit the back of my throat and I started coughing. Damn near barfed. I realized then that I wasn't gay. If smoke hitting the back of my throat makes gag, then solid "things" would probably kill me. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Got the attention of the hot girl on the dance floor though. Would not be the last time a good looking girl laughed at me. Massive embarrassment did the trick, I was able to finally stand up.

What does any of this have to do with Halloween Parties? Fine question.

The Irish are back and they're trying disgusting shots. One of them was called "The Smokers Cough". It triggered the memory I just shared.

The drink, by the way, was a shot of Jagermeister with a sliver of mayonnaise. Nope. Not going to swallow a glob of white stuff. Not going to happen.