This is a "Good News, Bad News" situation.

If you're up at 3 a.m. you might catch an episode of "Cheaters" somewhere on the television. Turns out it's not that big of a shock that the show was started in Dallas.

The Bad News...USA Today is reporting that Ashley Madison, the lovely website set up for married people looking to cheat, has ranked Dallas as the third most popular city full of cheaters.

The city where you just can't trust your spouse is Seattle. The Emerald City comes in at #1. I'm guessing it's the rain, coffee, and hipster doofuses that work in the computer industry.

Not only can you get pot brownies in Denver, but you can also get a married person to cheat, as they bong rip their way to #2 on the list.

The other Texas cities that house a bunch of cheating P.O.S.'s include Houston at #8. Austin at #10. San Antonio at #17, and Ft. Worth at #20.

As for the Good News. well, San Antonio is improving. According to Texas Monthly, they were listed at #2 in the country back in 2012.

The top 20 list...

  1. Seattle
  2. Denver
  3. Dallas
  4. Philadelphia
  5. San Jose
  6. Los Angeles
  7. San Francisco
  8. Houston
  9. Charlotte
  10. Austin
  11. Columbus
  12. Indianapolis
  13. Chicago
  14. San Diego
  15. New York City
  16. Jacksonville
  17. San Antonio
  18. Washington DC
  19. Fort Worth
  20. Phoenix