'Shake You Down'

Oh man, work and just life in general has conspired to keep your pal Dave up since three this morning. Yeah, so I'm barely comprehensible right now and wearing out the back key on this typewriter. So I'll make this quick, Oh K-101.7 Faithful. Today's tune is by a dead sexy one hit wonder, and it'll have you feeling all fuzzy like. READ ON!

SONY

"Hi, I'm Gregory Abbott. Not the wack a doo Governor of that one state. He never had a hit song. And I'm not that guy who played Tubbs on Miami Vice in the eighties. Phillip Michael Tomlison...or something like that. Hey, forgive me, baby. it's not easy to smoulder so sensuously and hold a coherent thought in my head. Actually you must know this isn't the actual Gregory Abbott. It's really Dave In The Cave, pretending to be one hit wonder Greg Abbott. Hey, I wanna shake you down. Hey...ABBBOOTTTT! Excuse me for a moment, for I must simper provocatively."

Sony

"Yeah, that's the stuff. Hey, girl, remember when I took my one hit song "Shake You Down" to the top of the charts, back in 1986? Do you realize that was 29 years ago? How old do we feel know? My song did go to number one and was the number three song of 1986. How about that? Well, back to whatever it is I'm doing these days. Singing, I think. Been into Caribbean music, lately. I'd like to thank this station for making this tune it's K-101.7 Song Of The Day! Not Gregory Abbott but actually Dave, signing off."

And, while you're feeling all warm and fuzzy like, have a look at this thing we did, baby:

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