Rejected Woman Gets Stuck in Chimney of Guy She Once Dated

Did you hear the one about the woman who got trapped in a chimney trying to get into  a guy's house?

It happened Sunday in California, a place called Thousand Oaks.

It starts off beautiful.  Guy and a girl meet online, they go on several dates.  But it turns out, he is just not that into her, and she could not accept it.

Instead of going away, the woman decided to sneak into his house through the chimney. That old Santa Claus story.  Jeeze people, you gotta be magic to fit.

Anyway the woman got stuck.  A 911 caller reported that the woman had been stuck about 8 feet from the top, for two hours. ( I guess he just listened to her cries for help for two hours)

Firefighters had to get her out.  They used jackhammers to get rid of the bricks, then the flue was lubricated with dish soap before she was lifted out of the chimney, placed in a basket, hoisted from the roof by a ladder truck and taken to the hospital.

She was later identified as Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, a 30-year-old Thousand Oaks resident, and arrested for  illegally entering a residence and providing false information to a peace officer,

The man who lives there has a warning about allowing folks you don't really know into your house.  "Really give it some time before you let somebody in, because they might want to stay.”

I hope his insurance pays for the busted chimney.  How do you explain that to your agent?