With an election coming up, it's obvious the overlords who run this country need a distraction for the masses.

Planters Cheez Ball are coming back!

Fox News reports that it's been 12 years since the crunchy fried treat clogged the arteries of Americans. Well, slow my blood to a complete stop. It's all coming back courtesy of the Kraft Heinz Company.

 

Cheezy chewy fun is coming back to the shelves.

The best part is that they'll be in the classic containers. This is good, because the only really good cheese balls come in the "Death Star" size, and really, that's just too much. Unless of course, you're living in Colorado, where you need the huge size because you're high on pot brownies. MMMM brownies and cheez balls. Tasty.

Distraction complete...