Obviously someone was cooking up some lutefisk up in the penthouse. Raccoons love lutefisk, because raccoons love rotten garbage.

 #mprraccoon is going crazy on Twitter. Why? Because the raccoon is on the Roof!


When you scare a raccoon, it will climb. And when you're in St. Paul you might as well climb the UBS building. This crazy raccoon ended up climbing up the whole damn thing.

You might ask why did it have to do that? Because no one in St. Paul wanted to open a window to gigantic rat. Smart people those Minnesotans. Skoal!