Forget getting your loved one a diamond, or a nice watch. This year give them a box of chocolates that look like your own butt hole.

Sure. The Puritan in you is thinking that this is the worst idea ever, yet you know you're curious.

Edible Anus would love to send you some tasty backdoor chocolates to serve up for Christmas.

Wouldn't it be great to be able to tell your grandkids one day that you once sent Nana a box of chocolate in the shape of your butt hole? Hell yes it would.

Maybe your man has been giving you a little too much attitude of late. You're going to need to knock him down a couple of notches. Sure, you can sleep with the mailman, then take a picture of his junk, then put it on your husbands next birthday cake. You know, like everyone else does. But you could also get some good embarrASSment if he opened your gift in front all his family and it turns out to be chocolates shaped like your back door star.

Maybe you picked up penchant for having your salad tossed, but your partner is a little shy about diving in. These would be perfect for training.

"No no, don't use the tip of the tongue right away. Don't be in a hurry to penetrate. There you go, that looks good."

Flavors include "Meek Milk", "Dilated Dark", and "Tight White".

These would also be great for a break up. A box of chocolates and a note that says..."Eat my Ass as you leave."

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