It’s National Chocolate Day

It's National Chocolate Day. Which means that you have to eat something with chocolate

in it or you'll be arrested and beat like a high school girl.

Doesn't matter what kind of chocolate it is. It could be Milk, White, Dark, or even unsweetened cooking chocolate.

I once failed a Home-Ec class because of that crap. We were tasked with making Eggs Benedict. When I say we, I mean a team of three. My job was to make the sauce and to make the chocolate milk. We got an 'A' for preparation and taste of the Eggs, but when one of my partners went to drink his milk, he spit it out all over the floor. Turns out I used cooking chocolate instead of chocolate milk mix. The teacher said we failed the assignment because of my mistake, but really we failed because my partner couldn't fake liking tasteless chocolate milk. An inability to lie to woman is going to hurt you in the end.

Since Halloween is Saturday, I figured we'd make some pumpkin flavored chocolate treats.