If you find yourself invited to Christmas Parties, then bring the perfect gift.

I'm all for any item that allows you to b*** your **** in public.

Nothing like manhandling some succulent breasts.

Both lines will get you fired by the H.R. department at your job, but if you brought this item to the Christmas Party, you'd be a hero. They wouldn't stop shooting compliments your way.

So, by all means, tenderize those chicken breasts. Drop a some moist cheese over the top. Roll up it up and chill for an hour. Wrap it all in bacon and cook.

Put that meat log in a container and take it to your party. By all means, feel free to use an inappropriate movie line...

"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Merry Christmas everyone. Enjoy this Yuletide log of meat.