Irish People Try Absinthe
Wikipedia says Absinthe is historically described as a distilled, highly alcoholic beverage. 90 to 148% proof.
"They drank it in "Moulin Rouge". It looked very fancy, and then they seen like ferries and sh*t". It doesn't take too long for the Irish to see the ferries, and one gets a bucket on her head. Other people's pain is just funny.