How Elmer Fudd Really Began to Hate Wabbits
Some might say it started in 1940 but they'd be wrong. Elmer Fudd is a time traveler, and just recently he developed his hate for rabbits.
It was on this day, August 8, 2045, that time travel was developed, and the first person down the rabbit hole, ironically, was Elmer Fudd. Year traveled to...1940. Shh. He's hunting rabbits.
He made his money in real-estate. After all the Doctors and Dentist eradicated all those
It had been 15 years since he was able to kill anything
pesky animals in Africa there was plenty of land for building. Soon though, Elmer missed the hunt. It had been 15 years since he was able to kill anything. Oh sure, he went on the weekly prisoner hunt, but killing the former Politicians, Lobbyists, and Bankers had lost it's luster. They wouldn't run, they would stand fast and claimed they were innocent. BORING!
Elmer's hate for wabbits was ingrained from childhood. But all the wabbits had been dead for the past decade, and the new clones acted more like the Bankers & Lobbyists, just standing there waiting to be shot. When a young Scientist named Sam Beckett needed an influx of cash Elmer stepped up with the understanding that he would get to use the machine to travel back in time when hunting was fun.
We've unearthed the video that started the hate.
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